Nwotnroc the Magnificent

Nwotnroc the Magnificent is White Hat's corn farmer. He lives in Corntown, Wales.

History
After accidentally creating White Hat with his piss, Black Hat decided to mess up his dimension by somehow moving Europe to Mexico, because he wanted Britain to ruin the Mexican cuisine. This caused Nwotnroc to meet White Hat, his best customer. It is still unknown what White Hat does with all his corn. WHITE HAT USE THE CORN MACHINE TO KILL BLACK HAT AND PROBABLY SHOVES IT UP HIS ASS

Trivia

 * He has a transformation fetish. He is actually Nitro Brios from Crash Bandicoot, but we don't talk about that. Nah we talkin about that like man give me corn or die